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[Translation] Hello, I am Groot. And I have successfully taken over Jim’s blog. You see, this was quite easy. I just had to go behind, find the ‘root’ of this digital place… and the last thing all I had to do was bypass the nature firewall and take a few corners, twists and bam. I am in. Well, I might as well post something π
I am Groot! I am groot. I am groot. I am groot. I am groot. I am groot. π
[Translation] I see that this site is alllll about Jim. Quite the narcissistic site huh? Don’t worry. I know another narcissist as well. He’s funny though, not sure about your Jim though. He drives a spaceship, sings weird and has funny dance moves. Here, let me see if I can find a video of him… somewhere… ah here!
I am groot. I am groot? I am groot. I am groot. I am groot. I am groot… I am groot!
[Translation] I also know how to dance too! Watch this πΊπΊπΊπΆπ²
I am groot! I am groot πΊπΊπΊπΆπ²
[Translation] Speaking of, while I ‘stick’ to my moves, I noticed something β the Tree emoji… it has green on it. I don’t have greens on me. I am Groot. Should I have greens? Wait… hold on… does that mean… I AM BALD!!!! π±π±
I am groot! I am groot β I am groot. I am groot. I am Groot. I am groot? I am… groot… I AM GROOT!!!! π±π±
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